I picked Sugar up from school yesterday and, on the drive home, we have this conversation:
Sugar: (read in a valley girl voice) "Ew. Ew. Ew. Boyfriends are gross. I don't ever want a boyfriend. Disgusting. Ew."
Me: Why do you say that? What happened today?
Sugar: (valley girl voice again, I have no idea where she got that from) "A little boy wants to be my boyfriend. Boyfriends are disgusting. They are sooo gross." (I later find out that he asked to be her boyfriend forever)
Me: "What did he look like?" (hoping to be able to pick him out of her classmates so I know which little asshole is trying to pick up my baby)
Sugar: "I already told you. He looks like a little boy. I don't like little boys. I like big boys. Big boys don't pee in their pants."
Well, can't argue with that!
3 Response to Big boys don't pee in their pants.
Haha! Out of the mouths of babes. Big boys just pee on the side of toilet instead of in it.
BAHAHA!! I am so glad that she has standards!
Wait until she finds out just how gross big boys really are! LOL
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